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Volume 1
Issue 1
1996
What do you know about your
counselor?
Erin Elizabeth Keogh
-
Born: Downer's Grove,
IL
Age :
19
School : UIUC -
Forestry
Interests: Camping /
Canoeing
Goals: To work in a
National Park
Misc: Three
Sisters
Julia Chemotti
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Born: Cedarberg
,Wi
Age :
18
School : Davison
College, NC -polisci, International Studies
Interests: Sports /
Photography
Goals: To graduate
from college
Misc: One Sister / One
Brother
Zolta'n "Zoli" Kardos
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Born: Miskolc,
Hungry
Age :
21
School : U of Miskolc
- Econ
Interests: Fencing /
Motorcycles
Goals: To go to Brazil
in `97
Misc: One Brother /
One Nephew
Lesa Maree Ren'ee King
-
"Lesma
"
Born:
Melbourne,Australia
Age :
22
School : William
Angliss Col. -
Office Admin/ Hotel
Management
Interests: Skiing
/Swimming / Motorbike Riding / Horse Riding / Aerobics/Scuba
/ Traveling
Goals: To keep
traveling in the world,Get married, have a family and live a
happy and joyful life.
Misc: I HATE
SPIDERS!!!!
Seth
Foreman
Born: Milwaukee
,WI
Age :
23
School : U of Wis.-
Biology, Captive Wildlife
Interests: Hunting/
Falconing / Wrestling
Goals: to get a job as
a Bio Teacher / Wrestling Coach / 2000 Olympics in judo /
work towards Phd.
Misc: Only
Child
Jason Lesatz
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Born: Downer's Grove,
IL
Age :
18
School : Eastern IL -
Biology
Interests: Swimming
/Food
Goals: Grad from
Coll., Marriage & Family
Misc: One Sister / One
Brother
Swift (Tucker)
Foreman
Born: In the
woods
Age: 6
weeks
School: U of Sky ,
Minong Wi - Hunting & Killing
Interests: Little
Birds, Bird Lures
Small fuzzy
Rodents
Goals: Kill pigeons in
the Wild
Misc. : Fav food -
Pigeons!!!
"I AM A CHICK
MAGNET!"
What's
my Favorite
J.J. - "It's fun because
there are a lot of things to do. Free time is my favorite
because we get to do anything we want."
Katie S. - "My Favorite
thing is that I have a chance to get away from my
sister."
Miguel- " Tacos have been
my favorite meal because they taste good."
Chris - "My Favorite
thing at the CAMP is swimming."
What would I
Change
Kiwi - "I would make camp
longer (about 5 weeks) I would also like see tennis here. I
like tennis"
Ben- "I f I could change
one thing about camp I would have more pets like
bears!"
Lexi - "I would like to
make camp 1- 1/2 weeks long instead of three
weeks."
SPORTS
MADNESS WITH KIWI
ULTIMATE
FRISBEE
"Over here! I'm
open!"
As you pass the
frisbee to your teammate, he's running back to the goal,
he runs back and jumps up and... TOUCHDOWN!!
He makes the LAST
touchdown of the game . That's what Ultimate Frisbee is
.
It's a cross between
"SOCCER"and "FOOTBALL"
You pass and make
scores, but... only with a... you guessed
it...FRISBEE!
And the last game we
played {Seth's team vs. Dave's team} the score ended up
being 8 to 5... Dave's team!!!
So if you want to play
this weird game, listen for announcements.
Something's Funny Here!
By Anne
Lipton
One day, this man walked
into a restaurant that was called the Garden of Eden. He
ordered a cheeseburger, but there was something extra
special about his cheese. He asked the waiter and the waiter
said "I don't know, ask the cook." He asked the cook and he
got the same answer. He finally asked the manager. The
manager said: "it's a dark cheese and comes in reves.". The
man then said: "I'd like areveaderchee!!!
WEATHER OR
NOT!??
ALTHOUGH THE WEATHER HAS BEEN RAINY
ABOUT 50% OF THE TIME, WE HAVE MANAGED TO KEEP EVERYONE
HAPPY AND ACTIVE. LESMA: "THE WEATHER HAS BEEN SHOCKING!!
IT'S LIKE MELBOURNE HERE! THE SUN IS NICE 'CAUSE WHEN IT'S
OUT IT'S HOT."
"I DON'T LIKE THE WEATHER SO FAR,
IT'S NOT COOPERATING WITH US. WHAT I MEAN BY THAT IS IT'S
TOO RAINY." STATED
KIWI.
FREAKY
FACTS---
DID YOU KNOW THAT IT
TAKES 70,000 TREES TO PUBLISH ONE SUNDAY'S EDITION OF THE
NEW YORK TIMES!!!!??
FALLING UP!
BY: SHEL
SILVERSTEIN
NOISE DAY
Let's have one day for
girls and boyses
When you can make the
grandest of noises.
Screech, scream, holler,
and yell--
Buzz a buzzer, clang a
bell.
Sneeze-hiccup-whistle-shout,
Laugh until your lungs
wear out.
Toot a whistle, kick a
can, Bang a spoon against a pan.
Sing, yodel, bellow, hum
Blow a horn, beat a drum.
Rattle a window, slam a
door, Scrape a rake across the floor.
Use a drill, drive a
nail, Turn the hose on the the garbage pail.
Shout "Yahoo--Hurrah-
Hurray!!", Turn up the music all the way.
Try and bounce your
bowling ball, Ride a skateboard up the wall. Chomp your food
with a smack and a slurp, Chew Hiccup-chomp &
burp!
One day a year do all of
these, the rest of the days be QUIET PLEASE!!!
SNOWBALL
I made myself a
snowball
As perfect as can
be.
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I thought I'd keep it as
a pet
And let it sleep with
me.
I made it some
pajamas
And a pillow for its
head.
Then last night it ran
away,
But first it WET MY
BED!!!
SILLY
DIRECTIONS
HOW TO MAKE A
BED
BY: jenny k. & katie
s.
BIG HINT
LAY YOUR
SHEET ON THE FLOOR. LAY YOUR MATTRESS ON TOP OF YOUR SHEET.
WRAP IT, FOLDING THE SHEET OVER YOUR MATTRESS AS IF YOU WERE
WRAPPING A CHRISTMAS PRESENT. MAKE SURE YOU TAPE THE
CORNERS. FLIP YOUR MATTRESS BACK ONTO YOU BED. NOW YOUR
SHEETS WON'T COME OFF WHEN YOU TOSS AND TURN IN THE
NIGHT!!
Food Review
The food here at camp has been
great! We get a main meal plus a salad bar and dessert
almost every day! No school cafeteria compares to the meals
that Cookie makes for us. Tacos, Blueberry pancakes and the
Blue and Green Lasagna have been the favorites of some of
the campers.
SWIFT
OLYMPICS "96"
THIS YEAR WAS THE FIRST OFFICIAL
SWIFT OLYMPICS. TO START THE GAMES OFF--ALL OLYMPIANS HAD A
ROASTED CHICKEN DINNER WITH CHEERIO TREATS FOR DESSERT.
SHORTLY THEREAFTER THE GAMES BEGAN. THE AUSTRALIAN TEAM CAME
OUT INTO THE OPENING CEREMONY IN CAMP ATTIRE---T'SHIRTS,
SHORTS AND SOME IN JEANS. THEIR OPENING CHEER WAS TO THE
SONG "WE WILL ROCK YOU" BY "QUEEN". NEXT, HUNGARY CAME OUT
REALLY STRONG WITH THEIR CHEER. IT WAS VERY TRADITIONAL AS
CHEERING STYLE GOES, BUT STRONG AND LOUD! FINALLY THE USA
TEAM'S TURN WAS UP. ALTHOUGH THEIR CHEER, DONE IN A MILITARY
STYLE MARCHING CALL WAS VERY GOOD, IT WAS A LITTLE ON THE
QUIET SIDE ESPECIALLY FOR THE MILITARY STYLE THEY
ATTEMPTED.
THERE WERE 5 EVENTS IN THIS YEARS
GAMES. 6 WERE SCHEDULED, BUT DUE TO UNTIMELY LOSS OF LIGHT
AND HUNGRY MOSQUITOES, THE POTATO SACK RACE WAS
CANCELED.
SINK THE ADMINISTRATOR/STAFF WAS
THE FIRST EVENT. THIS ENTAILED THREE STAFF: PATCHES, CAROLYN
AND JEFF TO SIT IN ROW BOATS WHILE THE THREE TEAMS FILLED UP
THE BOAT WITH WATER TO SINK IT--USING ONLY CEREAL
BOWLS!
IN THIS FIRST EVENT, TEAM HUNGARY
PLACED FIRST WITH A CLOSE FINISH BY AUSTRALIA SHORTLY TO BE
FOLLOWED BY THE UNITED STATES TEAM! IT WAS VERY EXCITING AS
THE ATHLETES FILLED THEIR BOATS, CAREFULLY ATTEMPTING TO NOT
GET THE STAFF MEMBER WET. SOME TEAMS HAD POINTS DEDUCTED FOR
UNAUTHORIZED SWIMMING AFTER THE EVENT WAS
FINISHED.
NEXT UP WE HAD THE TUG-O-WAR OVER
BEAVER BRIDGE. THE FIRST TEAM UP WAS THE AUSSIES AGAINST
USA. USA ATE IT BIG TIME WITH RYAN, BEN AND MICHI TAKING
FULL BATHS WITH THE SNAPPING TURTLES AND LEECHES. IN ROUND
2, HUNGARY STOLE THE TITLE AWAY FROM THE AUSSIES WHEN THE
AUSSIES LET GO OF THE ROPE. IT WAS A GOOD BATTLE FOR THE
TIME IT LASTED.
OUR THIRD EVENT WAS CALLED THE VAN
PUSH. THIS IS WHERE THE ATHLETES HAD TO PUSH THE SWIFT
NATURE CAMP VAN THROUGH MOSQUITO FIELD WHILE MAKING SURE ALL
TEAM MEMBERS HANDS STAYED ON THE WHITE BUMPER ONLY. REMOVAL
OF HANDS TO OTHER PARTS OF THE VEHICLE MEANT PENALTIES. IN
THIS TIMED EVENT, THE AUSSIES CAME IN FIRST WITH A TIME OF
1:07. THEY REALLY WORKED WELL TOGETHER. EXCELLENT
TEAMWORK--HEAVING AND HOEING AS ONE! THE U.S. PLACED SECOND
ALTHOUGH THEY LOST SEVERAL MEMBERS OF THEIR TEAM THROUGHOUT
THE ENTIRE PUSH INCLUDING FRANK, BEN, AND MICHI. KYLE HAD A
GREAT RECOVERY BEFORE HE ATE SOME GRASS! THE U.S. TEAM WAS
1:17!! GOOD JOB USA! THIRD WAS HUNGARY AT 1:28. THE HUMP AT
THE END OF THE COURSE WAS THEIR DOWNFALL. THEY DIDN'T HAVE
ENOUGH MOMENTUM GETTING TO IT THEREFORE NOT HAVING THE POWER
TO GET OVER IT--BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME HUNGARY.
AFTER 3 EVENTS HUNGARY AND
AUSTRALIA WERE TIED FOR 1ST WITH 15PTS. EACH AND USA WAS IN
SECOND WITH 10PTS. IT APPEARS IF THE U.S. TEAM WORKED A
LITTLE HARDER AS A TEAM THEY MAY BE ABLE TO TAKE THESE
GAMES!
HALF TIME ENTERTAINMENT WAS
PROVIDED BY SWIFT NATURE CAMP COUNSELORS AND THEIR DREAM
TEAM--PUSHING THE VAN ACROSS MOSQUITO FIELD IN A WHOPPING
:29 SECONDS! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE DREAM
TEAM!!!!!
OUR 4TH EVENT WAS PASS THE ORANGE
WHERE THE TEAMS PASSED THE ORANGE THROUGH THE LINE NECK TO
NECK. THIS EVENT WAS ROUGH FROM THE START AND AFTER
APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES WAS CALLED DUE TO LOSS OF BLOOD FROM
MOSQUITO BITES. BUT TEAM USA AND HUNGARY TIED FOR PASSING
THE ORANGE BACK TO 6 PEOPLE AND THE AUSSIES MADE IT BACK 5!
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL!!
THE FINAL EVENT WAS THE BAT SPIN
RELAY. THIS EVENT HAD EACH TEAM MEMBER SPIN 10 TIMES ON A
BAT AND RACE AROUND A LOG AT THE OPPOSITE END OF MOSQUITO
FIELD. HUNGARY PLACED 1ST IN THIS EVENT--MINUTES AHEAD OF
EVERYONE ELSE. MIGUEL, KINSEY, NICK, LISA,AKI, KIWI AND
JASON ALL TOOK STY IN THEIR PLACEMENT IN THE RACE. MOLLY,
JEN KEOGH AND MATT PLACED 2ND AND VLAD PLACED THIRD--LOSING
A LITTLE TIME , BUT NOTHING SERIOUS.. THE SECOND PLACE TEAM
WAS THE AUSSIES WITH KATE AND EVAN TAKING FIRST IN THEIR
GROUPING, LESMA, CAMIE, JAKE, KERRY, COLIN AND TAYLOR TAKING
2NDS AND MAGGIE, JJ AND CHRIS TAKING THIRDS! YEAH TO TEAM
AUSSIE!! THE THIRD PLACE TEAM WAS THE UNITED STATES! FRANK
AND CALE PLACED 1ST IN THEIR DIVISION. ABBY, KYLE AND MICHI
PLACING 2ND AND THIRDS BY STEVE, TONY, "Q', RYAN AND BEN. IT
WAS A GOOD TRY TEAM USA!!!
AFTER 5 EVENTS THE GOLD MEDALIST
WERE THE HUNGARIANS!
IN A VERY CLOSE 2ND WERE THE
AUSTRALIANS AND IN THIRD PLACE WAS TEAM U.S.A.
SOME CLOSING COMMENTS FROM THE
ATHLETES: "WE LOST OUR MOMENTUM IN THE TUG--WAR. THERE WAS
NOT ENOUGH ROPE, TOO MUCH MUD, LESS STRENGTH AND PEOPLE.
THAT'S WHY HUNGARY DEFEATED US." WAS STATED BY THE WHILE
AUSSIE TEAM.
FROM THE HUNGARIANS: "WE ROCKED AT
TUG-O-WAR! SAID MATT. "IT WAS INTERESTING TO SEE PEOPLE FALL
IN BEAVER DAM" STATED MIGUEL.
COMMENTS FROM THE U.S.-- " WE FELT
THAT THE AUSSIES HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE WITH MORE ROPE AND
MORE ROOM.
OVERALL THE SWIFT OLYMPICS WERE A
GREAT SUCCESS--ALL TEAMS APPEARED TO BE HAVING A GREAT
TIME----SPECIFICALLY ENJOYING ALL THE WATER EVENTS!
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL TEAMS AND STAFF AND THANK YOU FOR
MAKING THE FIRST SWIFT OLYMPICS A MEMORABLE
ONE!!!
MORE...CAMPER
COMMENTS
MICHI: "I LIKE THE
COMPUTERS AT CAMP"
KIWI: "I LIKE TO GO
HORSEBACK RIDING--IT'S A LOT OF FUN!!"
EVAN: "MY FAVORITE THING
IS PLAYING CAPTURE THE FLAG--IT'S GREAT!!"
ERIC: "THE BLUE AND GREEN
LASAGNA WE HAD FOR DINNER WAS WONDERFUL! I ALSO ENJOY
CATCHING SNAKES AND OTHER VOLE LIKE ANIMALS!!!"
KYLE: "I'M HAVING FUN
HERE AND LIKE ALL THE THINGS WE DO!"
STEVE: I'D HAVE TO SAY
THAT CAPTURE THE FLAG IS ONE OF THE FUNNEST THINGS I LIKE
HERE!"
STEVE AAS--OUR COUNSELOR:
"I THINK AS LONG AS OUR KIDS ARE HAVING FUN, I'M HAVING
FUN!"
FRANK: "I HAVE A LOT OF
FAVORITE FOOD, BUT THE BLUEBERRY PANCAKES ARE GREAT! I ALSO
LIKE THE NATURE CENTER AND RIFLERY A LOT.
ERIN--OUR COUNSELOR:
"ONLY 15 MORE MINUTES GIRLS!!!"
NICK: "I LIKE TUBING A
LOT!"
...AND ON
TRIPPING...
TAYLOR: "MY FAVORITE TRIP
WAS TO THE RIVER, WE GOT TO SEE LOTS OF
WILDLIFE.!
AKI: TUESDAY DURING CABIN
7'S CANOE TRIP "Q" AND NICK TIPPED OVER THEIR CANOE 3
TIMES...THAT WAS A VERY MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE!"
ABBY: "AT THE NIGHT TIME,
WHEN WE WERE SLEEPING, WE HEARD A RACCOON AND HE WAS BANGING
ON ALL THE POTS AND PANS--EVERY FIVE MINUTES IT WAS
RAINING!"
CAMIE: "THE BEST PART WAS
RECEIVING THE LETTERS AND SNICKERS BARS FROM CABIN 8--THE
TIMBER WOLVES!"
KINSEY: THE BEST PART OF
THE RIVER WAS CANOEING DOWN THE RAPIDS AND THE LETTERS FROM
CABIN 8."
PATCHES POINTS
OUT...
CULTIVATE JOY JUST FOR
THE HEALTH OF IT!!
LAUGHTER:
--THERE ARE 18 DIFFERENT
KINDS OF SMILES.
--IT TAKES 13 MUSCLES TO
SMILE AND 50 TO FROWN--SMILING HELPS AVOID
WRINKLES.
--YOUR FACE IS A
BILLBOARD TO YOUR PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE.
--LAUGHING FOR 15 MINUTES
ADDS 2 DAYS TO YOUR LIFE SPAN.
--LAUGHING 100 TIMES A
DAY IS EQUIVALENT TO 10 MINUTES OF ROWING--WHY SWEAT WHEN
YOU CAN LAUGH
THIS IS A SWIFT NATURE
CAMP PUBLICATION
STORIES AND ARTICLES
BY:
KYLE
KIWI
JENNY
K.
KATIE
S.
ANNE
KATHLEEN
Produced by Dave &
Carolyn
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